Sunday, July 03, 2016

Someone Moved The Cheese

Hungry thief flees
with ten tons of cheese!

"Police in southeastern Wisconsin say 20,000 pounds of cheese has vanished. The cheese, produced by U.S. Foods, was in a semitrailer parked at a business in the Milwaukee suburb of Oak Creek when it went missing Thursday."

Maybe the cops should grill the driver today,
just to see if his alibi melts away.

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