Sunday, November 07, 2021

New Rumor

As a news-addicted boomer, 
I'd like to start a new rumor, 
Something fairly frightening, 
To strike the heart like lightning, 
Along with a quicky quacky 
Cure that itself is wacky: 
I hear there's an alien plan 
To lizardize every man, 
So consume lots of catnip daily 
Or your skin will turn green and scaly!

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