Don't lie to the feds! Even when you're not under oath, you can get in trouble for making false statements to them.
What puzzles me is why this doesn't operate at the local level. I never hear about anyone going to jail for lying to the Chicago Police.
And what about traffic stops?
"Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Why, officer, I wasn't going fast at all!"
"Ma'am, that's one misdemeanor for speeding, and one felony for misleading the highway patrol."
Be careful, or they'll bust us
All for obstruction of justice!
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