Friday, March 16, 2007

The Case of the Sinister Minister

A Baptist Army chaplain was "stripped of his rank and sentenced to five months in military prison after pleading guilty to adultery and threatening to kill his mistress when she wanted to end their relationship, Fort Drum officials said Friday."

I guess even Baptists
Sometimes have lapses.
Perhaps his synapses
Weren't wired too well.

He's not on the loose now.
He's locked in the hoosegow,
And cries "What's the use now"
Inside of his cell.

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