Paris Hilton that is. It's technically still Spring, you know.
What a story. Into the clink, out of the clink, and then back in.
Today's hearing featured an angry judge, tearful parents, and Paris melting down and yelling "Mom!"
Still no word on the nature of the illness that temporarily sprung her out of the lock-up.
When your body's ailing,
And you've got no time for jailing.
Just have your Mom arrange
A teeny weeny change
From that iron-bar assignment
To a bit of home confinement.
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