Geese. They took down one of our jetliners. Disaster was only overted because the pilot was, basically, awesome.
Now it's time to get even.
Mr. Obama, let's get rid of these regulations which protect geese from hunters. Why not start up a little open season on these big bad birds?
The country is over-run with them. And they're not even Americans! They're Canadian geese!
Please, loosen up the regs.
After we've eaten their legs,
we'll scramble their eggs.
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