We saw the musical "Billy Elliot" tonight, here in Chicago.
As it appeared to end, some people rushed from their seats - to beat the crowd out the door, perhaps to avoid the rush at the parking garage.
Little did they know. It wasn't the real ending. Well, it was the ending of the story, but there was a big song and dance number to come.
So consider this a public service announcement.
Don't fall for an ending
that's only pretending
to be the real deal.