A Pointed Warning

One more thing to worry about - death by acupuncture:

A review of patients who died soon after acupuncture found a history of punctured hearts and lungs, damaged arteries and livers, nerve problems, shock, infection and haemorrhage, largely caused by practitioners placing their needles incorrectly or failing to sterilise their equipment.

Make them sterilize the needles for a start,
and ask them to avoid your lungs and heart.