Green can be so ill-defined, especially when specific proposals carry trade-offs:
You see, windmills kill birds, including eagles. And the Feds want to let this windfarm kill 3 golden eagles every 5 years.
I actually am just waiting to hear that windmills damage the planet by sucking kinetic energy out of the atmosphere. Just wait. The effect will be small, but cumulative, and ultimately disastrous!
Someone will declare
that windmills stop the air
from moving as it should
to keep the weather good.