Man charged with a felony for menacing 2 deputies...
"The Grand Junction Daily Sentinel reports 27-year-old Nathan Rolf Channing, of Fruitvale, was arrested Sunday."
He's a wild desperado
from Fruitvale, Colorado!
He wore no red bandana,
but brandished a banana.
"According to an arrest affidavit, Mesa County deputies Joshua Bunch and Donald Love said they feared for their lives even though they saw that the object was yellow.,Bunch wrote in the affidavit that he has seen handguns in many shapes and colors."
Oh, sure. Most of the big pistol manufacturers have imitation-banana models. Of course they do.