"Police say an 18-year-old Ohio woman lied about being attacked by a knife-wielding clown as an excuse for being late for her job at McDonald's, reports WCPO-TV."
But, while talking to police, she didn't seem unnerved, and inconsistencies developed in her story, and the police charged her with making a false report, spoiling all the fun!
Some people in this hectic life
Make up excuses for being late,
But "I was attacked by clown with a knife!"
Didn't seem to work out that great.