Tuesday, December 04, 2018

Duck

Why does a duck have feathers?
To cover its butt quack, of course!
If I tell this joke to my wife,
I fear she’ll want a divorce.

2 comments:

Charlie McDanger said...

Is this one original? Very well crafted.

John Enright said...

Thanks! The butt quack joke is not original. I made it rhyme by adding “of course” and added the wife stuff.