Saturday, November 05, 2022

Coming to Life

She told me that at first reading, 
The script did not seem funny. 
She saw conflicts, hearts bleeding 
On the page, but nothing sunny. 
Then the actors came, 
And things were not the same. 
Amid relationship strife 
The jokes sprang to life. 
Comic catharsis - it's hard to graph, 
But sometimes we need to laugh.

Watching

I know some playwrights can’t stand to watch
Performances of their plays.
They hold to some ideal standard
And prefer to avert their gaze.
 But my standards run to the practical,
So I think it’s fun to see
Actors bravely tackling
Lines written by me.

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Common Measure

They say that poems by Emily, 
So measured, terse, and sure, 
Are suited to the melody 
That tolled the Minnow's tour. 
And though I pleaded with my tears, 
And though I remonstrated, 
Because I could not stop my ears, 
I've heard it demonstrated.

Sunday, October 16, 2022

Silly Puns

What kind of dial can bite your hand?
A crocodile - they ought to be banned!
What kind of key throws poop at your head?
A monkey, of course - I’d duck instead!

Monday, September 12, 2022

Anti-Nouns

Pronouns may be well and good, 
But anti-nouns are best. 
In English you just pin a "not" 
Upon a pronoun's chest. "
Not me" is my favorite anti-noun 
When accusations fly: 
Who did this stupid thing? I'm asked. 
"Not me!" is my reply.

Monday, September 05, 2022

Going Rogue

Going rogue

May be in vogue,

But if everyone does it,

It wasn’t rogue, was it?

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Rhinitis in Pachyderms

When an elephant has a cold,

I bet that that gets old…

Real fast. Who wants a trunk

That’s stuffed with gunk?

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

The Beats

In my youth, I always liked the way

Beat poetry cavorted on the page...

Rhythms all irregular, of course,

And not a rhyme scheme there to save your soul!

But with a chanting quality - unprosaic -

Of never becoming merely a boring stream

Of less-than-consciousness lined up discreetly

To please a crowd of academic critics,

Instead, an onslaught of outrageousness

Up in your face and catching at your ears.

With zero fear of speaking loud and clear.

Pennies

I find pennies on the street 
And I toss them in the fountain. 
This makes my luck complete 
In some mythical accounting.

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Stoicism

Stoicism has its virtues

But it certainly asks a great deal

When it asks you to suppress

The way that you naturally feel.

Friday, August 19, 2022

Possible

It’s possible to write a sonnet which is so prosaic in its subject matter, that though its meter flows without a hitch, it sounds so much like ordinary patter that if you write it without breaks in lines the unsuspecting reader may not see the format follows classical designs, quite suitable for soaring poetry, but here constricted to dull observations about the fact that verse forms without feeling do little to ignite imaginations and nothing to set tender spirits reeling.  Real poetry requires a certain drive, a pulsing power to make you feel alive.  

Thursday, August 18, 2022

One Hundred Feet

How do all those wiggly legs

Fit inside of centipede eggs?

Admittedly, they can run like champs,

But I bet they’re all born with a bad case of cramps!

Thursday, August 11, 2022

On the Audit Trail of Kitties

 Yes, Excel was used. Computers leave such nice audit trails of when things got written.


Last night I reviewed how Kitties got written,

How it all started off as a ten minute kitten,

How I soon began to try to extend it

Without much of a clue as to how I might end it.

Feeling my way, an uneasy man,

Writing chunks out of order without a real plan,

But with some vague sense of a story arc

Glimmering distantly in the dark.

Tuesday, August 02, 2022

Moon

Moon, you hunk of rock, 
You spin around the earth 
Like a big old monthly clock, 
Like a finely tuned machine. 
And… for what it’s worth, 
It would be a nasty shock 
If you altered your routine!

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Misleading

I believe that lying by statisticians

Often depends on judicious omissions.

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Blocked

When a play is “blocked” that’s good - it means 
The actors know how to move through their scenes.
It’s one of those things that directors do
To make the story and meaning come through.

Saturday, July 09, 2022

Kitties and Crumb

I came across this quote from the cartoonist, R. Crumb: "All that stuff I did in the late '60s... I didn't really know what it was about when I did it. It was all very instinctive. Somehow, the L.S.D. liberated me in this way... that allowed me to just put it down and not worry about what it meant. I had some vague idea that it meant something... but it's only later that I'd look at it and kind of analyze it and see what it's about." 

I had been thinking about Crumb, because he wrote and drew the original Fritz The Cat cartoons, which involved a misbehaving humanoid cat in adult adventures. Because it bears a sort of family resemblance to my characters in Kitties In Space, who are also poorly behaved humanoid cats. No one has ever mentioned a resemblance to me. But I've thought of it. 

But, really, it was his reflection on HOW he wrote that struck me, because how I wrote my Kitties was something like that. I did it without benefit of LSD. My imagination is wild enough without adding chemicals to the cauldron. But, nonetheless, Kitties was written in a way where I didn't worry much about what it meant. I felt what I was writing was idiotically silly. So I'd have a strong plot line, and silly characters who took themselves very seriously, and I'd just charge ahead with the humor. 

It often seems 
That serious themes 
Pop out in humorous plays. 
You can argue about them for days, 
Or just accept that it's funny 
And stupidly punny.

Tuesday, July 05, 2022

The El

Train tracks built

On iron stilts

Let you loop around 

Chicago’s downtown. 

But the track’s clatter

Makes it hard to chatter

Beneath the El. 

You have to yell!

Or else, just wait

Till the noise abates.

Monday, July 04, 2022

Meditating on the Declaration

There's no guarantee of happiness, 
You just get a right to pursue it - 
But when given a chance to grasp it, 
I recommend that you do it.

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Denial

I am not a robot

But sometimes I wish I were. 

I wouldn’t need to sleep

Or shave my facial fur.

Ursine

The lair of a bear 
Is a where to beware.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Hard to Describe

Words which once spilled out of my brain 
Onto a page, where they sat, very plain, 
Are played with by actors, and rapidly change 
From familiar... to charmingly strange.

Helpful Advice

Told my doc I had insomnia,

The worst I’d ever had!

He said don’t lose any sleep over it,

It doesn’t sound that bad.

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

4D

Mathematicians sometimes speak 

Of 4-D Euclidean space

But nowhere in Euclid’s Greek

Can we actually find any mention 

Or diagrammatic trace

Of figures in four dimensions.

Monday, June 20, 2022

In Michigan

The wind at the beach 
Blew sand in my teeth. 
Which was sort of good - I've been meaning 
To bring them in for a cleaning.

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Father’s Day

 My father wrote humorous verse

And I got that family curse.

Friday, June 17, 2022

Good Deed

My good deed for the week: told young family with luggage where

They could find the elevator to the Blue Line so they could get to O’Hare.

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Traces

I'm related, 23-and-me thinks,
To Niall of the Nine Hostages.
But I'm holding out for genetic links
To Saul of the Seven Sausages.

Monday, June 13, 2022

Long Days, Need More

Chicago summers are too short. 

I’m suing to lengthen them in court. 

Can it be done? Let me count the ways…

August will now have 32 days!

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Concerto

The orchestra has the numbers 

To generate the thunder,

But defiance is exciting 

So the soloist brings the lightning.

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Violence in the Country

 There's an article today in the Wall Street Journal about violent crime having spiked in rural America — during "the pandemic". Which makes sense to me. Suicides were up. Drug overdoses were up. I knew about those. Those are already forms of doing violence to yourself, in my book. So to me it's intuitive that violence in general would climb.

I put "the pandemic" in quotes because it wasn't just the disease, it was the response to it, including the overhyping and the lockdowns, that hurt people emotionally and spiritually.

I think a lot of people's brains
Lost control under the strain.

Wednesday, June 08, 2022

Key Bored

If you make lots of keyboard errors,

You may have to face the reality

That you have inherited 

A Type O personality!

Monday, June 06, 2022

Glass

Gravel full of glittering broken glass,

Seems like it should be pretty in its way,

But somehow my eyes would rather take a pass -

I prefer looking at gravel that’s dull and gray.

Sunday, June 05, 2022

Stable

Apparently Mars lacks 
Continental drift. 
Lacking continents, in fact, 
It kind of gets short shrift.

Friday, June 03, 2022

Octal

If there were eight days a week

What would we call the new day?

And would it be for working 

Or would it be for play?

Wednesday, June 01, 2022

The Saga

 What began as a ten minute adventure 

For two wacky augmented cats,

Became more stand-alone episodes

About their outer space spats,

And that was welded together 

In a stunning story arc

To create the Kitties Saga:

Funny, and light, and dark.

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Calendar Cutover

 May, you must go away,

June is arriving soon,

And lacking a Tardis, I’m…

Required to live just one month at a time.

Monday, May 30, 2022

Distance

When running in the USA

In contests such as a 5 or 10 K,

There are mile markers along the way. 

Kilometers set the length of the race,

But with miles we measure our pace.

Sunday, May 29, 2022

The Mystery of Acquired Taste

 Why does stinky cheese

Have the power to please?

Saturday, May 28, 2022

First Sentence of Anna K.

Happy families are all alike.

That’s  what Tolstoy famously said. 

I suspect happy families simply bored him,

So he wrote about the others, instead.

Thursday, May 26, 2022

Track Me

I try to accept every tracking app that’s sent.
So if I disappear, someone will know where I went.

Friday, April 15, 2022

Delayed

 It’s cold.

The train is late.
I stand
And refrigerate.

At last,
The train is here.
I sit,
And thaw my rear.

Monday, April 11, 2022

Purchase Plan

I'm buying the Brooklyn Bridge - 
I have a secret goal: 
Once I purchase it, 
I'm going to charge a toll. 
I'll make it free on Sundays, 
Just because I'm nice, 
But if you honk your horn, 
I might just charge you twice.

Thursday, March 31, 2022

Flashback

Soviet student of ichthyology

Was good at studying sharks

But struggled with political philosophy 

In which he got low Marx. 

Monday, March 28, 2022

Drama

A slapology is an apology 
That adds to the first offence: 
"Sorry for calling you stupid, 
It's just that you're horribly dense." 

A slapologist is not an expert 
On whether a slap was real - 
For that you must ask Mr. Rock, 
"Exactly how did that feel?"

Thursday, March 24, 2022

Fine Dining

I opened a restaurant on the moon, 
But it was a failure, I fear. 
I found the reason, rather soon: 
It had no atmosphere.

Thursday, March 17, 2022

Dogstacles

Let sleeping dogs lie 
They like to say. 
But what if said dog 
Is right in your way? 
Then you just might 
Be required to wake 
That snoring pooch 
With a shout or a shake.

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Midmonth

Under an arch 
On the Ides of March 
Poor Caesar met his doom. 
A really smart guy 
Not ready to die 
But he failed to read the room.

Tuesday, March 08, 2022

Origin by Dan Brown, and the Origin of a Saying

I finished this book yesterday and I am here to complain about it, or at least about part of it. Dan Brown is the guy who wrote the Da Vinci Code, which I very much enjoyed in an alternate-universe kind of way. This book has the same hero, a professor at Harvard who is supposed to have written a book called "Christianity and the Sacred Feminine". So you might think this professor character would be familiar with the gospels. 

However. On page 349 of the paperback, an artificial intelligence program declares: "Those who live by the sword will die by the sword." 

And what does this expert on Christianity think to himself? "Langdon did a double take. Did Edmond's computer really just paraphrase Aeschylus?" 

I did an eye roll. Does this author really not know that this commonplace phrase comes from Jesus?

Aeschylus apparently did say something similar, sort of, maybe, depending on how it gets translated. But as quoted, it sounds just like what Jesus said, according to the Gospel of Matthew. And it's the version from Jesus that is a commonplace saying throughout our culture. There is nothing remarkable about someone knowing that phrase! 

This is a mainstream best seller by a popular author who makes a point in his afterword of thanking all his wonderful editors and the helpful historians and religious scholars who went through his text. Has no one in this collection of editors ever read the gospels? 

The editors he hired 
Were less than divinely inspired.

Taking Off From Phoenix

Sitting in the airport on a jet, 
I sometimes find I viscerally forget 
Just where I am. It’s like a movie set - 
A space apart - but then the plane takes flight 
And there below me, whether day or night, 
Some city sprawls, recalling to my sight 
My current location 
Just as I abandon it for my next destination.

Tuesday, March 01, 2022

Reading Rilke

When reading through Rilke I go on a difficult journey, 
And twist in my core over things that I love and detest. 
He freely associates like an aeolian harp, 
The winds of experience buffet his delicate soul, 
Or sometimes caress it and he cannot summon the strength 
To feel any certainty over the things that he feels, 
Finds questions, not answers, and so he goes rambling forth, 
Keeps hoping for some revelation to seize him and hold him 
But always the angel takes wing - and leaves him bereft.

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Phillis Wheatley

I'm a Words With Friends player. They have themed robot games, with a new roster of robots on a weekly basis. 

This week the theme is Black European Heroes, where you are "playing" famous black Europeans. Alexandre Dumas is one. He was, indeed, part black. As was Alexander Pushkin, who did not make it into this particular list of luminaries. 

But you know who made the cut? Phillis Wheatley. This startled me, because, as a rule she is counted as African American, not European. Born in Africa. Died in America. But her book of poems was published in England. And that's about as close to European as you can get her. 

If you say that Phillis Wheatley 
Wrote cleverly and sweetly, 
I'm readily agreeing. 
But calling her European 
Is something I'm not seeing.

Friday, February 11, 2022

"Today's the day for an online play."

Tuesday, February 08, 2022

Escape

If you want to escape the fact checkers, 
Stay away from facts! 
Ever since giving them up, 
I feel much more relaxed.

Meaning to be Found

Many meaningless jobs 
Are more meaningful than we think. 
The person who flips a burger, 
The person who cleans a sink, 
Perform in the great machine 
That furthers life here on earth, 
And you need to grasp that big picture 
To see most work has deep worth.

Monday, January 31, 2022

Addictive

I like pre-shriveled raisins,
Otherwise known as grapes. 
They come in various colors,
And a number of curious shapes. 
I’m not sure why I like them. 
I guess it doesn’t matter. 
I fear they’re loaded with fructose,
And might just make me fatter!
I fear, but keep on munching. 
I tell myself they’re healthy. 
Their price is shooting upward
So I may soon be less wealthy!

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Other Side

The moon does not have a side that’s always dark. 
It simply has a face it does not show 
To people who are firmly planet-parked. 
When I was a child, we simply did not know 
This other side, admittedly harsh and stark, 
But part of the place providing that friendly glow.

Saturday, January 22, 2022

Like Keeping Them Home For More Than A Year

People keep saying that children are very resilient. 
Are they? Were you? Or are they rather susceptible? 
I don't have an answer that's crisp or especially brilliant, 
But worry some things should not have been acceptable.

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Calendar

An examination of history, 

Even one that’s fairly cursory, 

Reveals that every date

Is a major anniversary. 

The calendar is too crowded!

The solution is simple and clear:

We need to stop using the same months 

Over and over each year!

Thursday, January 13, 2022

Second Opinion

If you talk to two physicians 
About the same condition 
Let's say... the chickenpox, 
But you find they disagree 
That's no big deal - you see, 
It's just a paradox.

Thursday, January 06, 2022

Twelfth, Fifth or Sixth?

My friend Denise reminds me it’s the twelfth day of Christmas.
And I’m glad for the reminder because it’s so easy to miss,
Especially with the abandonment of the business
Of giving people rings and birds to match the day it is!

Monday, January 03, 2022

In Darkness

Tonight I saw a blind young woman walking 
The busy sidewalks of downtown Chicago. 
Her cane came into contact with a pile 
Of shoveled ice. I told her what it was. 
She just said yes, and stepped around the ice 
And waited at the curb while cars sped by. 
I told her when the light had changed to green 
And walked beside her while she crossed the street. 
Ahead of us a truck rushed through its turn, 
Cutting a corner right across our path, 
Impatient to be on its looming way.
I found it slightly frightening but the woman 
Seemed totally oblivious and I thought 
What bravery, what trust, coursed through her veins.

Saturday, January 01, 2022

I Visited The Nearest Beach

I visited the nearest beach. 
I take some comfort in large bodies of water. 
I feel they put infinity within my reach. 
I like the way they seem to yawn on forever. 
I hear no mermaids calling each to each,
And yet I hear something magic in the drumming 
Of wave upon wave, as if they were trying to teach 
A song about days gone by and still to come.



Friday, December 24, 2021

Transvaluation

Santa declined to study 
The book, Beyond Naughty And Nice. 
"I may be a fuddy-duddy, 
But I'm putting Nietzsche on ice."

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Post Solstice

 I long to be in Antarctica,

Where summer has just begun. 

Yes, I’m sure that it’s still fairly cold,

But petting penguins sounds fun!

Thursday, November 25, 2021

Career

Someone told me learn to code,
And so I travelled down that road.
Code is not the road for all.
Many stumble, many fall,
And many find it boring as hell.
I understand. I wish you well.

Transatlantic

They held beliefs
Most thought unreasonable.
Defying the law,
In ways some thought treasonable.
They hopped on a boat
To escape legal limits,
And somehow made land -
So they occupied Plymouth.

Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone

In the bogs of Massachusetts, 
The wild cranberries grow. 
How they end up as cylindrical sauce - 
I simply do not know!

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

How It Starts

Not always, but often, this is how it starts.
There comes a nagging feeling at my heart,
Knocking recurringly, and in its hand 
A scrap of paper holding just once sentence, 
Whispered into my ear as a command: 
Complete this phrase, perform it as a penance 
For all your vagueness, work it out in words, 
A web of sound that somehow carries meaning, 
Not perfectly clear, perhaps, but at least leaning 
Toward clarity. And I, as by now you've inferred, 
Take up the challenge and struggle to append 
Thoughts that will bring the starting thought to an end.

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Apostrophe S

Most English nouns possess

Other nouns with apostrophe S,

And when we make a contraction

With IS… we use the same action,

And say: “The dog’s collar’s wet.”

How confusing can you get?

Sunday, November 14, 2021

House

 My father owned the house for fifty years,

And all those fifty years I had a key. 

New people live there now, and it appears 

They love the place. That’s gratifying to me. 

But still at times I feel the house is mine. 

The empty garbage bins - I want to haul

Them up the drive. I leave them there. It’s fine.

The chores belong to them. Not mine at all. 

Most days I walk by twice, it’s on the way

To where I catch the train. I feel its presence 

More than I see it, as my memories play

On automatic - mostly rather pleasant. 

I have an edifice complex. That’s a pun.

I carry it with me, as a dutiful son.

Politicized Biology

Biology has been complicated needlessly,

Reportedly through evolution. 

The Soviets simplified it heedlessly 

After their revolution. 

Lysenko had theories of botany

He said would grow more food.

Results? He hadn’t got any. 

The masses were thoroughly screwed.

Sunday, November 07, 2021

New Rumor

As a news-addicted boomer, 
I'd like to start a new rumor, 
Something fairly frightening, 
To strike the heart like lightning, 
Along with a quicky quacky 
Cure that itself is wacky: 
I hear there's an alien plan 
To lizardize every man, 
So consume lots of catnip daily 
Or your skin will turn green and scaly!

Saturday, November 06, 2021

Buggy

The silkworm and the honeybee

Make useful products for you and me. 

Not sure what the other bugs are for,

Can’t find their products at the store. 

And as for mosquitoes, well I declare,

I’d like to blast them from the air!

Friday, November 05, 2021

Plan

I have a plan to procrastinate. 
Not just yet. I’m going to wait.

Half Awake

Alarm went off, but Marsha did not stir. 
Quietly I arose and hit the button, 
And carefully I climbed back into bed. 
She must be tired - no motion or sound from her. 
Glanced at my phone for news, but I found nothing, 
At least nothing big, so I got up instead, 
And flipped the light. A mystery cleared without warning. 
Marsha is still in California this morning.

Living in the Future

The first one, Sputnik, went up when I was five, 
But now they swarm in flocks far overhead 
A vast array, a net around the earth. 
And here I am, observing, still alive, 
Arrived into a future not imagined - 
No flying cars, but cell phones that are worth 
More than the sums that used to ransom kings. 
This is a time of strange and beautiful things.

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Retaking College Hill

I’ve been thinking over Walter Donway’s new novel, Retaking College Hill. I enjoyed it, was moved by it, was moved to thought by it. Gave it a full set of stars. 

I’ve heard some people don’t like the sexual relationships in the book. I thought they were a bit quirky at times, but I thought they were well written and reflective of the author’s personal sexuality in some way. I’ve read a bunch of his fiction and poetry. At times he definitely leans into the erotic, with what you might call a traditional “me-Tarzan, you Jane” attitude. A retro attitude. I think he’s actually strong in such scenes, they come across quite vividly. But someone else’s vivid fantasy can be disturbing at times, and I imagine that’s what’s going on here. I found them a little jarring at times, not in a bad way. I think they are meant to be a bit startling. This book is full of unconventional characters doing bold things. 

The setting is an Ivy League school. Basically, it’s Brown, which the author attended long ago. And the college is beset with activist protesters and political correctness - and violence and intrigue. It’s the violence and intrigue that lead to this book being a thriller, a tale involving multiple murder attempts. Did I warn you there would be spoilers? Well, I will try to keep them to a minimum. 

This is not a book which looks at its villains from the inside. The tactics of the Left are sketched in detail, but we don’t get invited into the heads of the Left. This is not a Dostoevskian approach. Nor do we have a major waffling character, you know, a person we follow along with while they must choose between the two sides. I would say the book is written for people who already have their minds made up about campus intimidation tactics as practiced on the Left. 

What the book means to explore is the best way to respond to such intimidation. This is what the lead characters have trouble coming to a consensus about. Without giving too much away, I think the author believes that, when necessary, force should be met with force, but that the real battle is one of ideas, and that alumni and donors should stop funding postmodern causes, and start funding rational philosophy.  Ayn Rand is repeatedly singled out as an ideal basis for an antidote to postmodernism. 

The storyline agitated me. I kept thinking that characters I cared about were in more trouble than they knew. I felt tragedy looming on the horizon. I was not totally wrong about that, but there was triumph on the horizon as well. I came away, after all that, with my heart lifted, surprised by a book that had worked its share of visionary power, by making me live through an intense adventure.

Obligatory rhyme:

Consider giving this book
A look.

Salem Mayhem

Some say that Salesman is Miller’s best play, 
But there’s another that blows me away: 
When children see demons that are not there, 
Conjuring evil out of the air, 
Leveling charges of monstrous deeds, 
Taking delight when a victim bleeds, 
Claiming instead to be victims themselves, 
Whining as if they endured endless hells, 
All the while honored for virtuous bravery, 
Tortured within by their envious knavery - 
This is the story that leaps from the page 
Whenever The Crucible plays on the stage.

Inspired by Noel Coward's Private Lives

Elyot and Amanda, Decades After 

He thought of her as his second wife,
One he had won in later life,
A woman of the world whose history
Always retained an air of mystery.

She wasn't the girl to whom he'd tossed
His first real love in days long lost,
The girl that he could still recall
As having been his all in all.

He knew her better now, he guessed,
But often felt he knew her less.
The spaciousness of a human soul
Defies attempts to grasp it whole.

And over time it slowly expands,
Encompassing yet more extravagant lands -
A twisting, turning trail of travels,
Nearly hopeless to unravel.

Such was the surface. Beneath there was more,
Something that spun, some hot molten core,
That never really altered at all,
Keeping him locked in magnetic thrall.

Sunday, October 17, 2021

CSO, Where Did All The Old People Go?

At the Chicago Symphony last night 

The usual gang of older people was nowhere in sight. 

There were lots of newcomers who violated one of the audience laws:

They gave each movement of Schumann’s symphony a big round of applause!

In rock, pop, and jazz, you clap for each song,

But somehow, for symphonic movements, it’s regarded as wrong.

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

It's That Time

So, why do the Germans have this fest in October?
Does September leave them feeling too sober?

 

Monday, September 20, 2021

Drizzly AM

Wet asphalt under cloudy skies 
Reflecting the glowing yellow-white eyes 
Of cars responsibly creeping 
To work when they’d rather be sleeping.

Saturday, September 18, 2021

Homophonic

A scene is something that's seen. 
So, based upon what they mean, 
I thought they were related - 
But they're not, and I'm feeling deflated!

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Stargazing

Jupiter’s line of moons, Saturn’s shining ring, Luna’s dusty craters - These are spectacular things, All brought here tonight To my own wondering eyes By a simple telescope Of ordinary size - A trick arrangement of glass To spread mere spots of light Into expanded images Suiting human sight.

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Germanic vs. Latinate

If you ever happen to say: 
"I took a rest for the rest of the day." 
Those two versions of rest are not the same word - 
Etymologically speaking. At least so I've heard.

Monday, September 13, 2021

Inspiration

If you confuse 
Moose with Muse 
It’s likely your Art 
Will be bold but not smart.

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Punchy

I’m giving out a holler 
To a Hollerith named Herman. 
 He was American but 
His ancestry was German. 
 Those old computer punch cards 
You may have heard about, 
Were based on Hollerith’s coding scheme, 
So he deserves a shout!

Tuesday, September 07, 2021

Timing

Why do they call it a fast? The hours seem so slow going past.

Monday, September 06, 2021

Trochilidae

A hummingbird is a sneak. 
With stealth helicopter powers. 
He hovers about with his beak, 
Snatching nectar from flowers.

Tuesday, August 31, 2021

One Spelling, Two Words

Mental sheep, when you use them to slumber, 
All get assigned a particular number. 

Dental work, when it’s not a big bummer,
Involves some injections to make your mouth number. 

In one of these words, the B makes a sound, 
In the other, it’s quiet, and just hangs around.

Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Andrew Cuomo Stripped of Special Emmy

Hey Emmy committee, 
Look on me and take pity. 
Send that award to my garrulous self. 
I'm clearing away a spot on my shelf!

Wednesday, August 04, 2021

Experience

Give due weight to un-lived experience. 

It isn’t really a mystery. 

It’s where you learn from mistakes

That others have made throughout history.

Saturday, July 31, 2021

H2O Plus

You float much better 
When water is salty. 
The taste, however, 
Is somewhat faulty. 
So instead of the sea 
I prefer the Great Lakes, 
Pleasantly free 
Of this flavor mistake.

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Branson & Bezos

I'd like a trip to the edge of space... 
Just, you know, for a change of pace.

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Glitchy

In dreams, a thing’s stable nature 
Is subject to sudden erasure.

Monday, July 12, 2021

And Yet It Happens

How sad to see a passionate mind
Fall prey to thoughts of a poisonous kind.

Sunday, July 11, 2021

Wasted Effort

I’ve been trying to convince 
Friends from Australia 
That it’s summer right now… 
So far it’s a failia.

 

Such Stuff

Some dreams feel real but when I waken
It seems that I have been mistaken.

Thursday, July 01, 2021

Incipient War

Menelaus and Helen 

He felt it was beneath him to compete, 
Undignified to plead a lover’s case. 
His worth, he thought, was plain upon its face - 
No need for honeyed words to make it sweet. 
But now he steeled himself for dread defeat, 
Not ready, quite, to grant it with good grace, 
Unable to accept they could erase 
The joining that had made his house complete. 

To woo, to win again, could it be done? 
She knew him, but she knew him all too well, 
And now her mind was wrapped up in the spell 
Of newly dawning love, a dazzling sun. 
So… how on earth could that heart be re-won? 
He hitched a breath and stepped forth into hell, 
Hoping that he would somehow live to tell 
A tale of love triumphant, re-begun.