Saturday, November 05, 2022
Coming to Life
Watching
Performances of their plays.
They hold to some ideal standard
And prefer to avert their gaze.
But my standards run to the practical,
So I think it’s fun to see
Actors bravely tackling
Lines written by me.
Tuesday, October 25, 2022
Common Measure
Sunday, October 16, 2022
Silly Puns
What kind of dial can bite your hand?
A crocodile - they ought to be banned!
What kind of key throws poop at your head?
A monkey, of course - I’d duck instead!
Monday, September 12, 2022
Anti-Nouns
Monday, September 05, 2022
Tuesday, August 30, 2022
Rhinitis in Pachyderms
When an elephant has a cold,
I bet that that gets old…
Real fast. Who wants a trunk
That’s stuffed with gunk?
Wednesday, August 24, 2022
The Beats
In my youth, I always liked the way
Beat poetry cavorted on the page...
Rhythms all irregular, of course,
And not a rhyme scheme there to save your soul!
But with a chanting quality - unprosaic -
Of never becoming merely a boring stream
Of less-than-consciousness lined up discreetly
To please a crowd of academic critics,
Instead, an onslaught of outrageousness
Up in your face and catching at your ears.
With zero fear of speaking loud and clear.
Pennies
Saturday, August 20, 2022
Stoicism
Stoicism has its virtues
But it certainly asks a great deal
When it asks you to suppress
The way that you naturally feel.
Friday, August 19, 2022
Possible
It’s possible to write a sonnet which is so prosaic in its subject matter, that though its meter flows without a hitch, it sounds so much like ordinary patter that if you write it without breaks in lines the unsuspecting reader may not see the format follows classical designs, quite suitable for soaring poetry, but here constricted to dull observations about the fact that verse forms without feeling do little to ignite imaginations and nothing to set tender spirits reeling. Real poetry requires a certain drive, a pulsing power to make you feel alive.
Thursday, August 18, 2022
One Hundred Feet
How do all those wiggly legs
Fit inside of centipede eggs?
Admittedly, they can run like champs,
But I bet they’re all born with a bad case of cramps!
Thursday, August 11, 2022
On the Audit Trail of Kitties
Yes, Excel was used. Computers leave such nice audit trails of when things got written.
Last night I reviewed how Kitties got written,
How it all started off as a ten minute kitten,
How I soon began to try to extend it
Without much of a clue as to how I might end it.
Feeling my way, an uneasy man,
Writing chunks out of order without a real plan,
But with some vague sense of a story arc
Glimmering distantly in the dark.
Tuesday, August 02, 2022
Moon
Tuesday, July 26, 2022
Thursday, July 21, 2022
Blocked
Saturday, July 09, 2022
Kitties and Crumb
Tuesday, July 05, 2022
The El
Train tracks built
On iron stilts
Let you loop around
Chicago’s downtown.
But the track’s clatter
Makes it hard to chatter
Beneath the El.
You have to yell!
Or else, just wait
Till the noise abates.
Monday, July 04, 2022
Meditating on the Declaration
Saturday, June 25, 2022
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Hard to Describe
Helpful Advice
Told my doc I had insomnia,
The worst I’d ever had!
He said don’t lose any sleep over it,
It doesn’t sound that bad.
Tuesday, June 21, 2022
4D
Mathematicians sometimes speak
Of 4-D Euclidean space
But nowhere in Euclid’s Greek
Can we actually find any mention
Or diagrammatic trace
Of figures in four dimensions.
Monday, June 20, 2022
In Michigan
Sunday, June 19, 2022
Friday, June 17, 2022
Good Deed
My good deed for the week: told young family with luggage where
They could find the elevator to the Blue Line so they could get to O’Hare.
Tuesday, June 14, 2022
Traces
To Niall of the Nine Hostages.
But I'm holding out for genetic links
To Saul of the Seven Sausages.
Monday, June 13, 2022
Long Days, Need More
Chicago summers are too short.
I’m suing to lengthen them in court.
Can it be done? Let me count the ways…
August will now have 32 days!
Sunday, June 12, 2022
Concerto
The orchestra has the numbers
To generate the thunder,
But defiance is exciting
So the soloist brings the lightning.
Saturday, June 11, 2022
Violence in the Country
There's an article today in the Wall Street Journal about violent crime having spiked in rural America — during "the pandemic". Which makes sense to me. Suicides were up. Drug overdoses were up. I knew about those. Those are already forms of doing violence to yourself, in my book. So to me it's intuitive that violence in general would climb.
I put "the pandemic" in quotes because it wasn't just the disease, it was the response to it, including the overhyping and the lockdowns, that hurt people emotionally and spiritually.
I think a lot of people's brains
Lost control under the strain.
Wednesday, June 08, 2022
Key Bored
If you make lots of keyboard errors,
You may have to face the reality
That you have inherited
A Type O personality!
Monday, June 06, 2022
Glass
Gravel full of glittering broken glass,
Seems like it should be pretty in its way,
But somehow my eyes would rather take a pass -
I prefer looking at gravel that’s dull and gray.
Sunday, June 05, 2022
Stable
Friday, June 03, 2022
Octal
If there were eight days a week
What would we call the new day?
And would it be for working
Or would it be for play?
Wednesday, June 01, 2022
The Saga
What began as a ten minute adventure
For two wacky augmented cats,
Became more stand-alone episodes
About their outer space spats,
And that was welded together
In a stunning story arc
To create the Kitties Saga:
Funny, and light, and dark.
Tuesday, May 31, 2022
Calendar Cutover
May, you must go away,
June is arriving soon,
And lacking a Tardis, I’m…
Required to live just one month at a time.
Monday, May 30, 2022
Distance
When running in the USA
In contests such as a 5 or 10 K,
There are mile markers along the way.
Kilometers set the length of the race,
But with miles we measure our pace.
Sunday, May 29, 2022
Saturday, May 28, 2022
First Sentence of Anna K.
Happy families are all alike.
That’s what Tolstoy famously said.
I suspect happy families simply bored him,
So he wrote about the others, instead.
Thursday, May 26, 2022
Track Me
So if I disappear, someone will know where I went.
Friday, April 15, 2022
Delayed
It’s cold.
The train is late.
I stand
And refrigerate.
At last,
The train is here.
I sit,
And thaw my rear.
Monday, April 11, 2022
Purchase Plan
Thursday, March 31, 2022
Flashback
Soviet student of ichthyology
Was good at studying sharks
But struggled with political philosophy
In which he got low Marx.
Monday, March 28, 2022
Drama
Thursday, March 24, 2022
Fine Dining
Thursday, March 17, 2022
Dogstacles
Tuesday, March 15, 2022
Midmonth
Tuesday, March 08, 2022
Origin by Dan Brown, and the Origin of a Saying
Taking Off From Phoenix
Tuesday, March 01, 2022
Reading Rilke
Wednesday, February 23, 2022
Phillis Wheatley
Friday, February 11, 2022
Tuesday, February 08, 2022
Escape
Meaning to be Found
Monday, January 31, 2022
Addictive
Sunday, January 23, 2022
Other Side
Saturday, January 22, 2022
Like Keeping Them Home For More Than A Year
Sunday, January 16, 2022
Calendar
An examination of history,
Even one that’s fairly cursory,
Reveals that every date
Is a major anniversary.
The calendar is too crowded!
The solution is simple and clear:
We need to stop using the same months
Over and over each year!
Thursday, January 13, 2022
Second Opinion
Thursday, January 06, 2022
Twelfth, Fifth or Sixth?
And I’m glad for the reminder because it’s so easy to miss,
Especially with the abandonment of the business
Of giving people rings and birds to match the day it is!
Monday, January 03, 2022
In Darkness
Saturday, January 01, 2022
I Visited The Nearest Beach
Friday, December 24, 2021
Transvaluation
Thursday, December 23, 2021
Post Solstice
I long to be in Antarctica,
Where summer has just begun.
Yes, I’m sure that it’s still fairly cold,
But petting penguins sounds fun!
Thursday, November 25, 2021
Career
Transatlantic
Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
How It Starts
Tuesday, November 16, 2021
Apostrophe S
Most English nouns possess
Other nouns with apostrophe S,
And when we make a contraction
With IS… we use the same action,
And say: “The dog’s collar’s wet.”
How confusing can you get?
Sunday, November 14, 2021
House
My father owned the house for fifty years,
And all those fifty years I had a key.
New people live there now, and it appears
They love the place. That’s gratifying to me.
But still at times I feel the house is mine.
The empty garbage bins - I want to haul
Them up the drive. I leave them there. It’s fine.
The chores belong to them. Not mine at all.
Most days I walk by twice, it’s on the way
To where I catch the train. I feel its presence
More than I see it, as my memories play
On automatic - mostly rather pleasant.
I have an edifice complex. That’s a pun.
I carry it with me, as a dutiful son.
Politicized Biology
Biology has been complicated needlessly,
Reportedly through evolution.
The Soviets simplified it heedlessly
After their revolution.
Lysenko had theories of botany
He said would grow more food.
Results? He hadn’t got any.
The masses were thoroughly screwed.
Sunday, November 07, 2021
New Rumor
Saturday, November 06, 2021
Buggy
The silkworm and the honeybee
Make useful products for you and me.
Not sure what the other bugs are for,
Can’t find their products at the store.
And as for mosquitoes, well I declare,
I’d like to blast them from the air!
Friday, November 05, 2021
Half Awake
Living in the Future
Sunday, October 24, 2021
Retaking College Hill
I’ve been thinking over Walter Donway’s new novel, Retaking College Hill. I enjoyed it, was moved by it, was moved to thought by it. Gave it a full set of stars.
I’ve heard some people don’t like the sexual relationships in the book. I thought they were a bit quirky at times, but I thought they were well written and reflective of the author’s personal sexuality in some way. I’ve read a bunch of his fiction and poetry. At times he definitely leans into the erotic, with what you might call a traditional “me-Tarzan, you Jane” attitude. A retro attitude. I think he’s actually strong in such scenes, they come across quite vividly. But someone else’s vivid fantasy can be disturbing at times, and I imagine that’s what’s going on here. I found them a little jarring at times, not in a bad way. I think they are meant to be a bit startling. This book is full of unconventional characters doing bold things.
The setting is an Ivy League school. Basically, it’s Brown, which the author attended long ago. And the college is beset with activist protesters and political correctness - and violence and intrigue. It’s the violence and intrigue that lead to this book being a thriller, a tale involving multiple murder attempts. Did I warn you there would be spoilers? Well, I will try to keep them to a minimum.
This is not a book which looks at its villains from the inside. The tactics of the Left are sketched in detail, but we don’t get invited into the heads of the Left. This is not a Dostoevskian approach. Nor do we have a major waffling character, you know, a person we follow along with while they must choose between the two sides. I would say the book is written for people who already have their minds made up about campus intimidation tactics as practiced on the Left.
What the book means to explore is the best way to respond to such intimidation. This is what the lead characters have trouble coming to a consensus about. Without giving too much away, I think the author believes that, when necessary, force should be met with force, but that the real battle is one of ideas, and that alumni and donors should stop funding postmodern causes, and start funding rational philosophy. Ayn Rand is repeatedly singled out as an ideal basis for an antidote to postmodernism.
The storyline agitated me. I kept thinking that characters I cared about were in more trouble than they knew. I felt tragedy looming on the horizon. I was not totally wrong about that, but there was triumph on the horizon as well. I came away, after all that, with my heart lifted, surprised by a book that had worked its share of visionary power, by making me live through an intense adventure.
Obligatory rhyme:
Consider giving this book
A look.
Salem Mayhem
Inspired by Noel Coward's Private Lives
One he had won in later life,
A woman of the world whose history
Always retained an air of mystery.
She wasn't the girl to whom he'd tossed
His first real love in days long lost,
The girl that he could still recall
As having been his all in all.
He knew her better now, he guessed,
But often felt he knew her less.
The spaciousness of a human soul
Defies attempts to grasp it whole.
And over time it slowly expands,
Encompassing yet more extravagant lands -
A twisting, turning trail of travels,
Nearly hopeless to unravel.
Such was the surface. Beneath there was more,
Something that spun, some hot molten core,
That never really altered at all,
Keeping him locked in magnetic thrall.
Sunday, October 17, 2021
CSO, Where Did All The Old People Go?
At the Chicago Symphony last night
The usual gang of older people was nowhere in sight.
There were lots of newcomers who violated one of the audience laws:
They gave each movement of Schumann’s symphony a big round of applause!
In rock, pop, and jazz, you clap for each song,
But somehow, for symphonic movements, it’s regarded as wrong.
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
It's That Time
Does September leave them feeling too sober?
Monday, September 20, 2021
Drizzly AM
Saturday, September 18, 2021
Homophonic
Wednesday, September 15, 2021
Stargazing
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
Germanic vs. Latinate
Monday, September 13, 2021
Sunday, September 12, 2021
Punchy
Tuesday, September 07, 2021
Monday, September 06, 2021
Trochilidae
Tuesday, August 31, 2021
One Spelling, Two Words
Tuesday, August 24, 2021
Andrew Cuomo Stripped of Special Emmy
Wednesday, August 04, 2021
Experience
Give due weight to un-lived experience.
It isn’t really a mystery.
It’s where you learn from mistakes
That others have made throughout history.
Saturday, July 31, 2021
H2O Plus
Tuesday, July 20, 2021
Tuesday, July 13, 2021
Monday, July 12, 2021
Sunday, July 11, 2021
Wasted Effort
Friends from Australia
That it’s summer right now…
So far it’s a failia.