Thursday, October 19, 2006

But This Is A Family Newspaper!

From the Chicago Sun-Times: "But now that both men and women have begun wearing jewelry in their genitals, it's theoretically possible that two lovers could get stuck."

Apparently there's an episode of Grey's Anatomy tonight that addresses this problem.

I'm going to resist the obvious rhyming possibilities of "stuck."

Be careful of things that jingle
Attached to things that tingle.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT!! LOVE IT!!! Haha!
When I first read this post at work today, I just LAUGHED OUT LOUD!

John, you're BRILLIANT!

John Enright said...

Good thing I kept it sort of "work safe"!