Sunday, September 30, 2007

Hug Control

Hugging has been banned at a middle school in Oak Park, Illinois.
The principal says the rampant hugging is creating bottle necks in the hallway and making kids late for class. Furthermore she says although hugs are supposed to be handshakes from the heart some times they don't seem so innocent.
Bottle necks
That whiff of sex
And make kids late for class...

Maybe if you have a valid reason to hug, the hall monitor could issue a special pass?

1 comment:

Luis said...

This is quite funny