Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize. He got it for his save-the-climate campaign. But what does that have to do with peace?
Maybe he has a secret plan
To put in place a legal ban
On thunderstorms - they boom and rattle,
And sound a lot like deadly battle.
If he can get the storms to cease
Perhaps he'll deserve this prize for peace.
Till then, he didn't stop a war -
So why a peace prize for Mr. Gore?