I see we're celebrating Earth Hour in Chicago on March 31. At 8 pm that night they want us to turn off our lights for an hour.
It's a symbolic exercise. Like lighting a votive candle in church... except the other way around.
Hmm. Maybe it's more like giving things up for Lent... environmental Lent.
If I give up light for Lent,
will my sacrifice prevent
climate change in our time?
I hereby sincerely repent
for all of the kilowatts spent
typing satirical rhyme.