Monday, April 28, 2008

No Cheatin' At Wheaton

If you teach at Wheaton College, and you get divorced...

An explanation is required,
or you'll be fired.

And if the explanation isn't good, you'll be fired for that, too.

All of which is bad for Prof. Kent Gramm, who for some reason wants to keep his divorce details private.

So he's quitting
instead of submitting
the story of him and the Mrs.
going from kisses to hisses.

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