Priest tied to balloons disappears
They hooked up all these balloons to a priest,
and into the air the priest was released.
Ascending toward heaven on party balloons,
a fund-raising stunt based on classic cartoons!
It seemed like great fun, until the wind blew
out toward the ocean - out, out of view.
So far, no word. Yes, it's cause for concern.
But let's all keep faith that he'll someday return.