No XX at the PX!

Thank goodness:

Concerned that the military is selling pornography in exchange stores in spite of a ban, one lawmaker has introduced a bill to clean up the matter.

“Our troops should not see their honor sullied so that the moguls behind magazines like Playboy and Penthouse can profit,” said Rep. Paul Broun, R-Ga., unveiling his House bill April 16.

Rachel Lucas, for some reason, thinks this is a bad idea.

God forbid our soldiers feast their eyes
on nakedness between shoulders and thighs.

UPDATE: Reportedly what's actually at issue is Maxim and FHM at stateside bases.