The valedictorian for a local suburban high school has been charged with plagiarizing his big speech.
Many a valedictorian, searching for wisdom to impart, has no doubt felt the tug of a similar temptation.
But this valedictorian may be the only one brave enough, desperate enough, or devilish enough, to lift his words from the pages of The Onion.
Tell me it's a rarity
to plagiarize a parody.