Invisible But Pink?

Never before
have I chosen to explore
so much unusual unicorn lore.

Now, it turns out there is a church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. It's a lot like the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Both lampoon standard religious belief. But unlike the FSM, the IPU is female.

I find my feelings are torn
between Spaghetti and Unicorn.

The Spaghetti Monster is funnier. But the Pink Unicorn is more beautiful.

I know Barack Obama is looking for a new church.

Since he's Christian, not atheist,
neither is likely to make his list.

Of course, it would be hard to get elected
if either of these was the faith you selected.