Monday, June 16, 2008

The Case of the Floating Feet

Disturbing news from British Columbia:
A fifth foot -- this one a left one -- has washed up on an island in the mouth of B.C.'s Fraser River.
The first 4 feet were all right ones, you see.
So after this left one, we're due another 3.

I'm kind of worried about this. I plan to visit Portland, Oregon, soon, and it's not all that far from British Columbia.

I like my feet.
When they're attached, I feel complete.

If they both were somehow gone,
what would I have to walk upon?

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