We just saw the biggest raccoon we'd ever seen.
He was sitting in the middle of an alley, just watching us.
By the light of the moon
we saw the raccoon -
he was hunkered down not far away.
He was monstrously big
liked a furry masked pig
and he eyed us as if he would say:
"Humans keep walking.
I don't need your stalking
or worrying how much I weigh."