While You Were Sleeping

How would you like to have "Dominique" carved into your upper arm?

It happened to Wayne Robinson when his one-night bedmate, Dominique Fisher, performed some impromptu body modification on him. 

And he slept through it, due to a Valium / vodka combo:

When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.

If your flame
perversely seeks
to carve her name
in your physique,
it really would be better
if her name had fewer letters
than Dominique.