I'm announcing the International Seinfeld Award.
The Seinfeld Show, you may remember, was a self-proclaimed "show about nothing". And it was a huge hit.
Similarly, the Seinfeld Award is an award about nothing. Not just any kind of nothing, of course, but nothing that passes itself off as something!
And there's a very special cash prize. Of, you know, nothing.
Needless to say, Jerry Seinfeld knows NOTHING of this award.
So if you can spout
without being found out
give me a shout!