Technology Marches On And On

In Switzerland, a shocking solution:

Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.

The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication.

If you're on a so-called "date"
and she sets your heart a-beating,
at a most irregular rate
your existence may be fleeting.

But if they have a defibrillator with them,
you have a shot at getting back your rhythm.