Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.If you're on a so-called "date"
The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication.
and she sets your heart a-beating,
at a most irregular rate
your existence may be fleeting.
But if they have a defibrillator with them,
you have a shot at getting back your rhythm.