When I came home from work yesterday, my wife told me that one of the cats was missing, for a couple of hours already
When last seen, the cat had been out with Marsha in the yard when she was gardening. Had she wandered away?
I volunteered to go on a cat-hunt by bicycle. But when I opened the garden shed to get my bike, out came the cat!
Silly cat, don't go sneaking in the shed
when your mistress turns her head!