Monday, August 30, 2010

In The Slam In Amsterdam

The Dutch have arrested a couple of Yemenis on charges of preparing a terrorist attack.

In major weirdness, which is hard to make sense of, one of them sent his luggage to Virginia, even though he flew from Chicago to Holland:
The luggage sent to Virginia contained a cellphone taped to a bottle of Pepto-Bismol, in addition to three cellphones taped together and several watches taped together.
It's easy to see how watches and cellphones might be used for a terrorist attack, for coordination or even for detonation.

But what's with the Pepto-Bismol?

Did their tummies feel dismal
because their goals were abysmal?

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