Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Soylent White

Some young burglars thought they had discovered containers of cocaine. But really they had discovered the urns of ashes.
Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.
Instead of cocaine,
the remains
of Great Danes
and a human, to boot,
went up their snoots.

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