Fun New Questions

Usually it's pretty easy to get a passport if you're a U.S. citizen.

But what if you're one of those U.S. citizens who doesn't have a normal birth certificate? Well, they have a procedure, and they want to tighten it up with fun new questions:

Were you baptized or circumcised? Who was present when you were born? Where did your mother work?

You might not know whether you were baptized, and you might not know where your mother worked.

At least you can check, very quickly, whether you have been circumcised!

As for "who was present when your were born"...

I'll vouch for me and my mother,
I cannot be sure of another.

But doubtlessly, me and her!
I don't recall, I infer.