August: Osage County

I just finished reading "August: Osage County", a 2008 play that won lots of prizes, including the Pulitzer.

I found it funny in places, but mostly depressing. "Darkly comic", as the critics say.

I had read, on some conservative website, that the play had a political message. But it only had one clearly political passage, and here's its key message:

"You know, this country was always pretty much a whorehouse, but at least it used to have some promise. Now it's just a shithole."

There's more, along those lines, less vulgar, but just as vague. Is it backed up by anything else in the play? Not really, except for the fact that the characters in the play all seem deeply lost. With citizens like these, what kind of country could America be?

I suspect the playwright's view of people was caught by this line: "He's not perfect. Just like all the rest of us, down here in the muck."

I felt stuck
in the muck -
it rolled on, unrelenting.

Now I'm free.
Lucky me!
Excuse me for my venting.

Jingle Cycle

Weight gain from holiday cheer?
Resolve to lose it next year!

Ninja Canine

Black dog in the night
provides an invisible bite.

Dawn

Eastern sky goes pink.
See the sun unsink.

Party Like It's 1996

Matthieu is back, for a surprise visit, and it's Christmas 1996 all over again.

In the school year of 1996-1997, we hosted a foreign exchange student, from France: Matthieu. We have kept in touch, but it has been quite a while since we all actually saw him.

He flew in from Paris on Thursday night and is back in his old room for the holidays.

My son coordinated it, but my wife, my daughter, and I were clueless about it until he showed up at the door.

His presence is a gift
and gave us all a lift.

The Lark

Finished reading Jean Anouilh's play, The Lark. It's the third striking play I've read over the years about Joan of Arc, the other 2 being Schiller's Maid of Orleans and Shaw's Saint Joan.

As Wikipedia says, "much of Anouilh's work deals with themes of maintaining integrity in a world of moral compromise." That's true for this play, and I can vouch that it's also true for his Becket and his Antigone.

All three
defy
the powers that be
and die
with integrity.

Snicker-Poodle

My daughter missed the fine print and took a bite of these snicker-poodle cookies.

She spit it out with great haste.
The dogs, who do like the taste,
were sad that the treat went to waste.

Frosting Too Gel-Like, Says The TSA

Cupcake confiscated
as security threat:
possibly overrated,
hasn't blown up yet.

Survival Supplies

"Empty calories" helped keep her alive:

A U.S. university student said she had nothing to eat but two candy bars while her car was stuck in the snow for 10 days in a remote area of Arizona.

A couple of Forest Service employees on snowmobiles eventually rescued her - after they came across her car while they were checking to see if gates were closed.

Candy, to be candid,
can be handy when you're stranded.

Downtown Today

Young people roll the sidewalks with their going-home suitcases,
miles left to go, but smiles on their faces.

The Science of Room for Dessert

Lots of us have had the experience - we're feeling full after a meal, but once we view the dessert options, we're ready for more!

Now, some scientists think they can explain this phenomenon. But it's not that "dessert goes in a different place".

The sugar in sweet foods stimulates a reflex that expands your stomach, writes senior researcher Arnold Berstad and assistant doctor Jørgen Valeur from Lovisenberg Diakonale Hospital in the latest issue of The Journal of the Norwegian Medical Association.

Food that's sweetly yummy
somehow expands your tummy?

It's your body's evil plot
to make you eat a lot!

Researching the Researchers

Mark Bauerlein has an interesting article that is getting some attention. Called "The Research Bust," it runs some numbers on academic research in English departments. He shows, at least plausibly, that a lot of published research is barely read, even by other professors. He argues that universities shouldn't require so much professorial research - at least in English - and should focus on getting the professors to teach instead.

The unfortunate conclusion is that the overall impact of literary research doesn't come close to justifying the money and effort that goes into it.

I'm curious about how old this argument is. I've been hearing it for decades. Of course, in those decades, the percentage students majoring in English has plummeted.

English should be a popular major.
It may not make you any sager,
but since it's a language you already know,
it ought to be easy to give it a go.

Kim Jong Il

He had been ill for a while.
I will not miss his smile.

I was just listening to this talk about the way intellectuals continue to push socialism despite its stupefying body count:


As an idea, it refuses to die.
Kors works hard to say why.

Suppressed Desires

I was reading a book, The End of Comedy: The Sit-Com and the Comedic Tradition. Yes, it's a serious book about comedy. There's something funny about such books, and I tend to enjoy them.

Anyway, somewhat in passing he described Susan Glaspell as the playwright who determined the typical plot formulas for modern short plays, having given usTrifles (1916) as the exemplar of a short serious play, and Suppressed Desires (1915) as the exemplar of a short comic play.

I sat up straight in my chair, because I didn't really know anything about Glaspell, or Trifles, but I was pretty sure from his description of Suppressed Desires that I had stumbled across it, some months ago, in an old volume of short plays. And I had thought it was wonderful, and had mused over the fact that I had never heard of it before.

And here it was, singled out as a landmark, in a book from 1983.

Well, I don't really know theater the way theater majors do. I was an English major. Different worlds, even then. We just read a bunch of the same stuff, but the professors tackled it from different directions.

English professors always want
to set the play in its Age.

Theater professors always want
to put it - now! - on Stage.

Unhinged

A family of five was shot to death in a small town in Illinois yesterday. Police are calling it a murder-suicide, and aren't saying who did the killing, but one of the neighbors saw something bloodcurdling:

She said she saw Sara McMeen in the next yard over hovering over her baby as if she'd dropped her. Fiedler asked McMeen if everything was alright, and "she looked at me and said, 'No, everything is not alright.' "

McMeen fired a shot at the infant, "and then I just ran," said Fiedler, a town trustee.

The stereotype is that it's always the dad,
but mothers, too, can go bad.

Practical Considerations

Client: "How long will I be locked up?"

Lawyer: "Don't worry - it's nothing definite."

Everyone's worried about some new exception to the habeas corpus rule. I just want to know - what's the food like in there?

As long as your prison has a good chef in it,
why worry whether your stay is indefinite?

Can I please go in the yard?
Sitting still is oh-so-hard!

Hunter by Bidinotto

Tonight I finished reading Hunter, a first novel by Robert Bidinotto, who I've known a long time. It's a thriller, and while I haven't been reading many of them lately, I enjoyed this one a lot. It's fast-moving, and imbued with a strong sense of right and wrong. I especially enjoyed the Big Dramatic Finish, which I found exhilarating.

He published it independently, and it is moving very well in the Kindle edition. I read it partly on my iPad and mostly on my iPhone, which was a lot easier than I thought it would be. I was struck by the way the Kindle edition has a feature where I can see which passages other people have tended to highlight. The author has some thematic points to make, and those passing sentences in particular seemed to be highlighted the most.

There are people to root in favor of,
and people to root against,
and when the story's over
justice gets dispensed.

Home Sales Revised Downward

Well, this can't be good news:

Data on sales of previously owned U.S. homes from 2007 through October this year will be revised down next week because of double counting, indicating a much weaker housing market than previously thought.

"Much weaker"?

Why did they have to tell us this? It's going to depress consumer confidence!

If it makes the numbers come out nice,
why shouldn't one sale be counted twice?

Drone Down

I see where we're asking for our drone back,
but my guess is we won't see it again
unless we attack,
and probably not even then,
because they'll first consider
selling it to the highest bidder.

Screwdriver

I couldn't figure out the etymology of screwdriver - as in the mixed drink. But the online etymology dictionary has this surmise:

Screwed/screwy had a sense of "drunk" since 19c.

I don't recall hearing that usage, but it's close to a lot of other slang for being drunk. By the way, there is no end of slang about alcohol and drunkenness, and I speculate that's because there has been an ongoing need to speak about it evasively.

When open discussion makes people nervous,
slang is often pressed into service.

Swift's Epitaph

Tonight in the car I flashed on a poem I had long ago admired and memorized. I knew it as "Swift's Epitaph", but I was unsure who had written it. Yeats, I thought... but the timing was wrong for Yeats to be writing an epitaph for Jonathan Swift.

So, I looked on Wikipedia, and now I know. Yeats's poem is a very free translation from the epitaph Swift wrote for himself in Latin.

I'm just going to let Yeats be my honored guest rhymer for this one. Here's his poem:

Swift has sailed into his rest;
Savage indignation there
Cannot lacerate his breast.
Imitate him if you dare,
World-besotted traveller; he
Served human liberty.

Virtually

An Australian news website has fun with an International Red Cross newsletter:

Six hundred million gamers could be war criminals, Red Cross says

If you click through to the newsletter, you get this mealy mouthed pablum (warning - PDF):

While the Movement works vigorously to promote international humanitarian law (IHL) worldwide, there is also an audience of approximately 600 million gamers who may be virtually violating IHL.

Of course, what they're floating is bans on violent video games.

But is banning war games adequate? Can we allow half a billion virtual war criminals to go unpunished?

Let's charge them with something vague
and try them all at the Hague.

Crafty

The holiday wackiness continues:

A Connecticut woman faces multiple charges after a craft fair incident that allegedly ended with her stabbing another woman with a Christmas ornament.

The woman was observed stealing stuff. When confronted, she stabbed someone with a weapon of good cheer.

When accused of craft fair thieving,
I suggest quickly leaving.

Ornament assault
is a grievous moral fault.

Creating an Opening

Mythbusters Accidentally Shoots Cannonball Through House

"Unfortunate bounces" they say.

The cannonball proved that
contrary to myth
it's still a good thing
to knock stuff down with.

Sentenced

Our former governor was sentenced to 14 years today. He has to serve 85 percent of that, even with good behavior. So he's looking at 12 years in Club Fed.

We elected him twice. Well, I'm not saying I voted for him, so maybe the "we" is misplaced. But the voters of Illinois gave this guy the governor's seat twice.

Giving him the governor's seat
was like giving a baby a hand grenade.

Now the catastrophe is complete,
who's to blame for the mess he made?

After Visiting The Eye Doctor

My pupils are dilated,
and everything's too bright.

I'm feeling kind of grateful
for winter's early night.

ECM

Amusing development of Electronic Counter Measures to the dreaded photo of one's drunken state that someone else posts to Facebook:

Developed with Buenos Aires-based agency Del Campo Nazca Saatchi & Saatchi, Photoblocker is -- no joke -- a beer cooler which senses cell phone flashes in its vicinity and flashes its own counteractive light, rendering the photos overexposed and the inebriated subjects unidentifiable.

Amusing video can be found toward the bottom of the link.

Avoid teeth-gnashing
Facebook hell
by counter-flashing
your frenemy's cell.

Passing

Logical and disturbing outcome:

Some Asians' college strategy: Don't check 'Asian'

That's because many colleges make it harder to get in if you're an Asian. Asians, as a group, are outperforming other ethnic groups at test-taking. But colleges, while prizing academic excellence, also prize ethnic diversity. So...

Studies show that Asian-Americans... often need test scores hundreds of points higher than applicants from other ethnic groups to have an equal chance of admission.

When applying to top schools,
don't be among the fools
who admit their race persuasion
leans toward Asian.

Your prospects will be brighter
if you check the box that's whiter.

How Eponymous

Sheriff's new abode
leads to irony overload:

A former Colorado lawman with a record so distinguished he was once honored as the nation's sheriff of the year now finds himself in a jail that was named for him, accused of offering methamphetamine in exchange for sex from a male acquaintance.

He was a drug warrior, of course.

The temptations for corruption for drug warriors are simply horrendous.
And the opportunities for hypocrisy are tremendous.

Throwing

Interesting:

Researchers find poop-throwing by chimps is a sign of intelligence

Humans throw better than chimps, by the way. Which is why we invented baseball.

And how are humans at throwing poop?
Just watch the media dive for a scoop!