Friday, December 09, 2011

Crafty

The holiday wackiness continues:
A Connecticut woman faces multiple charges after a craft fair incident that allegedly ended with her stabbing another woman with a Christmas ornament.
The woman was observed stealing stuff. When confronted, she stabbed someone with a weapon of good cheer.

When accused of craft fair thieving,
I suggest quickly leaving.

Ornament assault
is a grievous moral fault.

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