A scary headline at the Sun-Times:
"Security line at Midway Airport Sunday morning was reportedly a mile long"
Connoisseurs of the editorial arts will have noticed that "reportedly" disclaimer, which is kind of amusing, because I don't think they'd use that if one of their own reporters was vouching for the measurement. But in this case, it seems to have originated with an out-of-town TV reporter who tweeted she had measured the line at 1.2 miles.
It's hard to keep your Thanksgiving smile
when security stretches over a mile.