It's not easy being a celebrity. You need to keep your star shining. You're famous partly just for being famous.
And one way to prove your famousness is by having many followers... social media followers... let's say Instagram followers in particular... some of whom were recently eliminated as being fake accounts:
"On Thursday, we noticed about 1.3 million of Kim Kardashian’s vanished. Rihanna’s decreased by about 1.2 million. Katy Perry’s went down 300,000. Even Oprah lost 100,000."
You may think it's funny,
but I bet they paid good money,
to make their numbers surge.
Gone now, in a purge.