A family in Texas wants to sell its pet American Buffalo for 6 thousand dollars, on the condition that the animal should continue to be able to socialize with people.
Probably it thinks it's a person now. A big, shaggy, half-ton person.
It is described as "housebroken", but...
"Schoeve says Bullet is used to being around people but warns that the big animal should never be left alone inside a house or with children."
is a nice one,
and the price on it seems fair.
But allow it to roam
all alone in your home...
and your walls may soon not be there.