Some scientists say they found our tenth planet. They say it's bigger than Pluto, and three times as far from the sun as Pluto.
The guy who found it has proposed a name for it. But they're keeping that secret. I think we need to get some investigative journalists working on this story.
There's also talk of revoking Pluto's planet privileges. Some say it's just a pseudo-planet because it's smaller than the rest and has a weird orbit.
If they drop the count to eight
I plan to call it PlanetGate.
Who would dare call Pluto