Thursday, August 11, 2005

Two Wives Too Many

An Englishman wakes up from triple bypass surgery. His wife comes to see him. So does his other wife. And his other wife. All at the same time.

Apparently he had never bothered to introduce his wives to one another.

His wives became upset
At this breech of etiquette.

3 comments:

mckay said...

i bet he almost had a heart attack trying to keep them apart at the hospital ;-)

JohnJEnright said...

Yeah, I wish I had been a fly on the wall for that meeting!

mckay said...

being married to three people...does that mean that he gets denied sex due to triple headaches?

not tonight, dear.
not tonight, dear.
not tonight, dear.