Q: Is it true you went running today through a spot where vicious dogs attacked people yesterday?
A: Yes. But the cops killed the dogs. It must be safe now.
Q: How far did you run today?
A: 21 miles. But I hadn't done any exercise all week.
Q: What? You don't run every day?
A: No.
People think that just because you run a marathon or two per year that you must be a compulsive daily jogger.
But I'm not. I'm just a compulsive daily blogger.
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