Sunday, November 27, 2005

Extinct Elephants of Illinois

Recently a bunch of mammoth and mastodon remains have been found in Illinois.

An Illinois paleontologist declared: "It almost seemed that mastodons and mammoths were falling out of the trees for a few weeks."

Now there's a scary thought.
Elephants ought
To stay out of trees.
It's hard on their knees -
Ten thousand pounds
Jumping down to the ground.

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