In The Machinist,
Christian Bale was at his leanest.
The film was slow but held my attention
While I waited for an anorexia intervention.
Then, a bit later, in Batman Begins,
Not only is he no longer thin,
He's got monstrous bulk,
Like he's halfway to playing the Incredible Hulk.
He should write 2 versions of The Bale Diet Plan:
Lost Ghost or Muscle Man.
1 comment:
The closest thing I can think of was the Incredible Hulk himself, who was always busting out of his clothes when he got big and green.
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