Our Chief Justice thinks we've reached a Constitutional Crisis
Because federal judges need more money to pay higher prices.
As far as I can tell, the Constitution
Forbids their salaries' diminution
But doesn't say what they should be.
I mean, I don't think they should work for free,
But the Chief Justice is making 200 plus
Which is more than a lot of us.
Not getting a raise may make them feel low
But I don't really care, after that ruling in Kelo.