I'm not a Britney fan, and I'm far outside her target demographic, but I can't believe people were complaining she looked pudgy the other night.
I read that Jay Leno was making fat jokes.
Jay Leno? What does he look like in the equivalent outfit? No, don't tell me.
Is the issue
That fascinates the modern mind.
Pray for its destruction
Through fast or liposuction.
Muscles must be perfectly defined!