Now suppose the doctors operate on the wrong side of your brain. Double not good.
So if you need brain surgery, be careful about Rhode Island Hospital. They've had 3 operations this year where neurosurgeons got their left and right mixed up.
"We are extremely concerned about this continuing pattern," Director of Health David R. Gifford said in a written statement.Concerned. Good.
In the mean time, if you opt for brain surgery at this institution, I do have a suggestion:
Write with magic marker on your head,
"Open This Side Only" - or you just might wake up dead.