In 1998, Huckabee signed a newspaper ad supporting a Baptist statement about marriage, which included this traditional gem:
"A wife is to submit graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ."
And he recently offered some unique commander-in-chief qualifications:
"These are people that want to kill us. It's a theocratic war. And I don't know if anybody fully understands that. I'm the only guy on that stage with a theology degree."
But despite bragging about that degree, he's refusing to release his old sermons.
The trouble with pulling ahead
Is that everyone starts reviewing
And satirically pooh-poohing
The stupid stuff you've said.