For some reason, Russky climatologists seem to have missed the consensus memo. "They simply state that a new little ice age is imminent."
This is bad news for Chicago. We need all the warmth we can get. That's why I support Global Warming - for the sake of our local economy!
And for once I sympathize with the Russians. One serious ice age, and their country is kaput!
It's like the thermostat wars in office buildings. You can never get the temperature "just right" for everybody.
I decree the thermostat
Cannot change from where it's at.
At least, that's what I will decree
Once it's set to suit me.
(Yes, my icy heading arrives courtesy of Robert Frost.)
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