Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Abuzz in the Penumbra

Thank you, 14th amendment. Thank you, penumbra of privacy. The Texas ban on selling sex toys has been overturned by a federal court.

In liberal Illinois
Every sort of toy
Is for sale.

Way down south in Texas,
Where the law sometimes perplexes,
Sellers go to jail.

But this interfering Fed
Says privacy in bed
Must prevail!

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