Nader Returns

Ralph Nader is running for president again!

Nader won just 0.3 percent as an independent in 2004, when he appeared on the ballot in only 34 states.

That sounds low, I know.

But running for president is a good way to show off his warmth, wit, and personality.

Oh, wait.

Before I vote for Nader,
I'm writing in Darth Vader.