The Feds showed up outside our governor's house today, then drove him away in handcuffs.
They've got him on tape saying a lot of crude illegal-sounding stuff. He even describes our president-elect with a long word that starts with mother.
(PDF with Mamet-like quotes, here.)
Don't call the president names. That can only harden
the heart of the man you'll be begging for a pardon.