Oopsies

Oopsie 1:

A pilot's spilled coffee accidentally triggered a hijacking alert and caused a United Airlines flight from Chicago to Frankfurt, Germany, to make an unscheduled stop in Canada.

Let's give him a sippy cup
before he takes his next plane up.

Oopsie 2:

In a spectacular misunderstanding sparked by an accidental cell phone call, a worried wife caused SWAT teams to swarm the Winnetka school where her husband works, officials said Tuesday.

He was listening to a gangsta song,
but his wife thought something was really wrong.

Fortunately, these false alarms
led to no lasting harms.